Post by flirtayangel on Feb 19, 2003 12:08:09 GMT -5
I admit...their "phylisophicalness" can be argued...but they have points that might be argued, and one should take into account
***Two of the shortest words in the English language are "YES" and "NO" and yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are said.
***If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
***When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts?,' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
***"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
- Phyllis Diller
***"if a cat always lands on it's feet, and a buttered piece of bread always lands buttered side down, then a cat with a buttered piece of bread strapped to its back when dropped will hover inches above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."
***If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
***What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (this one I've already answered...but I'd like to see your thoughts!)
***How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
***If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
***If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
***If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
***If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
***Isn't it a little scary that a doctors work is called practice?
***What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
***What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
***What is another word for "thesaurus"?
***Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
***Why do they report power outages on TV?
If people wish to answer, go for it! And you better have a logical reason behind any answer!
~*~Me
***Two of the shortest words in the English language are "YES" and "NO" and yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are said.
***If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
***When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts?,' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
***"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
- Phyllis Diller
***"if a cat always lands on it's feet, and a buttered piece of bread always lands buttered side down, then a cat with a buttered piece of bread strapped to its back when dropped will hover inches above the ground in a state of quantum indecision."
***If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
***What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (this one I've already answered...but I'd like to see your thoughts!)
***How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
***If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
***If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
***If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
***If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
***Isn't it a little scary that a doctors work is called practice?
***What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
***What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
***What is another word for "thesaurus"?
***Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
***Why do they report power outages on TV?
If people wish to answer, go for it! And you better have a logical reason behind any answer!
~*~Me