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Post by BlueDolphin on Jan 10, 2003 22:20:47 GMT -5
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Post by dietspam16 on Jan 17, 2003 21:32:28 GMT -5
it didn't work for me
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Post by ~SC~ on Jan 20, 2003 13:17:29 GMT -5
type the whole thing, not only the yellow
p.s. that is something i wish i hadn't read
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Post by Archagon on Jan 20, 2003 13:18:21 GMT -5
Welcome to the 21st century...
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Post by ~SC~ on Jan 20, 2003 15:09:37 GMT -5
man, you're way behind schedule, it's the 396,852.7 century! ketchup
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Post by Archagon on Jan 20, 2003 15:47:50 GMT -5
Of course it is.
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Post by Evilduck on Jan 21, 2003 1:43:12 GMT -5
Wow, that's 100 centuries after my birth. I think, age/century conversion is hard stuff.
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Post by Dr.Quack on Feb 20, 2003 1:43:16 GMT -5
A Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor -pray. Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Darwinism: This shit was once food. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Feminism: Men are shit. Chauvanism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! Mormonism: God sent us this shit. Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? Agnostic #3: What is this shit? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What shit? Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit.
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Post by Blues on Feb 20, 2003 1:47:36 GMT -5
ROTFLMFAO!!!
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Post by flirtayangel on Feb 20, 2003 12:03:29 GMT -5
lol, that's a pretty special...ummm, list you have there! I'm not sure feminism is a religion though...I think it's a state of mind ~*~Me
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Post by The Silence on Feb 20, 2003 13:26:46 GMT -5
there's several there that wouldn't really be considered religons...
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Post by Blues on Feb 20, 2003 14:04:46 GMT -5
weeee!!
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Post by Dr.Quack on Feb 20, 2003 17:48:11 GMT -5
But you can 'religiously' believe in concept, no matter what they are
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Post by Blues on Feb 20, 2003 21:59:31 GMT -5
I think I'll make a religion.....
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Post by BlueDolphin on Feb 21, 2003 16:07:03 GMT -5
What about Humbugian from Junior High. It is about saying things are against your religion when you don't want to do them. ;D
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