Post by flirtayangel on Mar 28, 2003 22:35:13 GMT -5
okay...okay, I admit...they're pretty random... But i get one per day in my email
And the latest one I read, well, it reminded me of henry almost! okay, yah...that's a warning...sooo, I'm gonna put up a few with my random notes on them!
"Hey -- I'm tired, you're tired, so why don't we just sleep together?"
--Probably said by someone like henry
"Hershey's makes millions of Kisses each day. I'm just asking for one. "
--Said by a litteral "sweet" heart!
"So... When are you gonna leave your boyfriend for me? "
--beware the boy who utters these words...(depending on who the current boy friend is)
"Here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
--"for you to go away..."
"I'll give you a penny for your thoughts, a nickel for a kiss, or a dime if you tell me that you love me."
--Who says love can't be bought?
lastly, for the all time best pick up line in the world that I would of course, give any guy a date if he could set it up and memorize...any way, anyhow...
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls...prepare yourselves:
"Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to bump into you in an
otherwise empty hallway knocking your books all over the place and making a complete fool out of myself for no apparent reason, other than the fact that my brain was rendered momentarily incapable of maintaining my body's homeostatic balance by the sight of your boundless all-encompassing beauty, temporarily ripping from my grasp the ability to coordinate my movements,
causing our two flesh-based shells to become one...or perhaps it was the fickle hand of fate..."
--*swoon*
okay, I have many more...so here's just a sampling Feel free to post comments!!!
~*~Me
And the latest one I read, well, it reminded me of henry almost! okay, yah...that's a warning...sooo, I'm gonna put up a few with my random notes on them!
"Hey -- I'm tired, you're tired, so why don't we just sleep together?"
--Probably said by someone like henry
"Hershey's makes millions of Kisses each day. I'm just asking for one. "
--Said by a litteral "sweet" heart!
"So... When are you gonna leave your boyfriend for me? "
--beware the boy who utters these words...(depending on who the current boy friend is)
"Here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
--"for you to go away..."
"I'll give you a penny for your thoughts, a nickel for a kiss, or a dime if you tell me that you love me."
--Who says love can't be bought?
lastly, for the all time best pick up line in the world that I would of course, give any guy a date if he could set it up and memorize...any way, anyhow...
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls...prepare yourselves:
"Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to bump into you in an
otherwise empty hallway knocking your books all over the place and making a complete fool out of myself for no apparent reason, other than the fact that my brain was rendered momentarily incapable of maintaining my body's homeostatic balance by the sight of your boundless all-encompassing beauty, temporarily ripping from my grasp the ability to coordinate my movements,
causing our two flesh-based shells to become one...or perhaps it was the fickle hand of fate..."
--*swoon*
okay, I have many more...so here's just a sampling Feel free to post comments!!!
~*~Me