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Post by bezzerkker on May 16, 2007 1:17:37 GMT -5
Heh... Well, I could make a crack at Australia's internet being broken and Ali didn't really see my message, but instead, I'll explain and thus make the joke even less funny than it was.
When you get your pet fixed, it is then sterile. If Australia has gotten fixed, it is then sterile.
Just remember everyone: Spay and neuter your Southern Hemispherical Continents!
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Post by Arachis on May 16, 2007 5:08:56 GMT -5
I didnt know that neutering your pet was called fixing it.
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Post by Archagon on May 16, 2007 20:20:27 GMT -5
Yes, because apparently a castrated pet is a "good" pet by society's standards.
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Post by bezzerkker on May 17, 2007 1:50:43 GMT -5
I wish someone would have fixed my family's cat. She goes into heat randomly and insists on keeping everyone in the tri-county area up at night with her yowling. Usually, this time coincides with vacations where I should be sleeping, or when guests are over. Either way, it isn't very... good.
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Post by Archagon on May 17, 2007 2:33:30 GMT -5
Solution = sex toys for animals? I'm only half-kidding.
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Post by bezzerkker on May 17, 2007 3:07:00 GMT -5
Only half of you is giving birth to a baby goat? Wow... Kidding doesn't sound like a pleasant experience, what with a kid being a baby goat and all.
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Post by Arachis on May 17, 2007 8:01:29 GMT -5
whats your obsession with animal sex bezzerker? youve manage to turn every benign sentence in here so far into something to do with animals and sex. fixed, kidding.. etc
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Post by Archagon on May 17, 2007 14:04:42 GMT -5
Only half of you is giving birth to a baby goat? Wow... Kidding doesn't sound like a pleasant experience, what with a kid being a baby goat and all. ... That was, by far, the most bizzarre pun I've ever heard.
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Post by bezzerkker on May 18, 2007 0:47:28 GMT -5
I've been using that one for awhile, actually.
and to reply to Ali: it's not an obsession, just a coincidence that I got to use both my "fixed" joke and "kidding" one in the same thread.
It's like that time I got accused of being obsessed with hug after I got to use my hug jokes.
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