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Post by Evilduck on Jun 2, 2005 18:27:30 GMT -5
This forum has gone down in morality standards. We need an iron hand to set it straight. Some people (namely all the other candidates) want this forum to degenerate, well I won't stand for that! We need to establish a strict moral code and punish those who disobey it severely, with pain and public humiliation.
Also, we need to whip a random member one each week as an example.
No more crybaby liberalism which gets us nowhere, I will transform this forum into a vehicle of pure efficiency with my five day plans. Every member will be requiered to make a certain number of posts on each bord every five days.
This forum needs to industrialize and win the space race, do you think your "invisible mods" will do that for you?
NO!
Elect me as superme world dictator and I'll take those martian bastards to school!
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Post by Archagon on Jun 2, 2005 18:30:02 GMT -5
Sieg heil?
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Post by Evilduck on Jun 2, 2005 18:55:23 GMT -5
Ente heil!
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Post by bezzerkker on Jun 2, 2005 21:15:23 GMT -5
Mein herz brennt... I think I need pepcid ac
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Post by BlueDolphin on Jun 2, 2005 21:40:02 GMT -5
Every single spammer is now an enemy of the republic?
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Post by Evilduck on Jun 2, 2005 22:13:26 GMT -5
indeed, sorry for the crazy post. I hope everyone realized it was typed in a joking tone and no one was offended.
My explanation is, I wanted to get creative. First I though about posting exactly what Arrachis posted but correcting all the spelling, grammar and flow mistakes. but then I figured that would be too mean.
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Post by Arachis on Jun 2, 2005 23:25:05 GMT -5
what are you talking about? if you had retyped mine for me, you would have been doing me a favor.
See? is this the kind of dictator you want ruling your lives? Would you really give up all your freedom in order to have a better working forum? This man is an extremist, and if your not careful, he'll send this forum into take-over bids against other forums, and turn all the innocent new members into visious spammers.
Meanwhile, on the homefront, all will be processed and peaceful. Posts will be censored to the point where they are devoid of meaning. stupid, pointless subjects will be the only things to read. We dont need a Fascist forum! We need a democracy.
Under my rule, bickering, and arguing will consume the forum as people argue over different rules, and changes that should be made, but there will be life! people will be able to make their own decisions. What do you want from your forum?
Freedom or Security? Arachis or Evilduck? The choice is yours. Make the right one.
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Post by Haku on Jun 3, 2005 0:22:05 GMT -5
Um, what was all that? Evilduck said that the first post was a joke.
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Post by Monolith on Jun 3, 2005 1:07:42 GMT -5
Um, what was all that? Evilduck said that the first post was a joke. I think they're both joking.
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Post by Arachis on Jun 3, 2005 15:22:17 GMT -5
I have a feeling that marla hasnt caught on to my campaighn threads as usually being hoaxes...
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Post by Evilduck on Jun 3, 2005 20:24:30 GMT -5
Ok, seriousley though.
Godkar is probably Pavel, Terrance, or Alexi. They are the only three members left that know the password (unless it leaked out).
I know that doesn't belong here, but eh, whatever.
And Arrachis, I would not promote spamming. Only spamming well disguised as useful posts made out of pressure to fulfill my five-day plans.
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Post by Archagon on Jun 3, 2005 20:33:14 GMT -5
Me? Why the hell would I be Godkar?
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Post by Evilduck on Jun 4, 2005 13:35:45 GMT -5
Why the hell not?
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Post by Arachis on Jun 4, 2005 14:44:50 GMT -5
the godkar that is currently being used isnt the original godkar though, so it was originally created by someone back in 2003 as a joke. Unless the password to that account was spread around as well, it doesnt have to be those people. However, its sure that pavel knows who it is since he gave the account the special title uber spammer. It is possible that pavel is the culprit.
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Post by Evilduck on Jun 7, 2005 18:26:31 GMT -5
The shocking history of GodkarmachinoInary
Terrance made the account, along with Petmekitty (which was supposed to be Godkar's girlfriend) and Kin42ya (another one of Godkar's friends)
Godkar spammed a lot, but he barely kept himself from being banned. Then Terrance told Pavel. The mods decided to play a prank where Godkar would start spamming again and one mod would banish him, and instead it would merge the three accounts into Godpetmeya or something, and it would only post gibberish. It was agreed that Pavel would give this new creation the title of uber spammer, and the mods would all have the password. I said this wouldn't work because the other members would ignore it (which is what happened) and then Alexi hijacked the account by changing the pass and not telling anyone. Since the prank didn't work we kind of forgot the account.
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