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Post by bezzerkker on Jul 22, 2004 1:54:19 GMT -5
Ode to My Lava Lamp by Scott Powell
You seem falsely post-modern, My curiously gowing urn Your chemicals and melted wax, You convince me to relax Your luminous, crimson ooze floating and flowing, e'er smooth Globe, pillar and mis-formed drop I do beg Thee, ne'er stop You seem deceptively space-age When you illuminate my Cage With whats below Thy silver cap You persuade me to drift, to nap Later, you may be cold and damp But I do love Thee, Lava Lamp
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Post by geneva on Aug 13, 2004 20:49:54 GMT -5
holy crap, scott, it's a happy poem!
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Post by bezzerkker on Aug 14, 2004 21:26:40 GMT -5
*loads up his "the origins of holy crap" comedy sketch from his organic memory card* How the heck did holy crap happen? Was it some special encounter of Pope and Poop: Last Rites Before the Flush?
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Post by Archagon on Aug 15, 2004 16:12:57 GMT -5
Probably "crap" was used first and eventually "holy" was added on in a somewhat bizzare linguistic mating.
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Post by bezzerkker on Aug 16, 2004 0:18:43 GMT -5
linguistic.... mating?! I shall never think of words the same....
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Post by geneva on Aug 16, 2004 15:48:30 GMT -5
do words love?
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Post by Archagon on Aug 16, 2004 16:38:28 GMT -5
No, they absentmindedly indulge in simple pleasures for a moment's ecstasy.
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Post by bezzerkker on Aug 17, 2004 21:39:28 GMT -5
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Post by Little Miss Odd on Aug 27, 2004 21:27:20 GMT -5
alexei... stop making scott think
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Post by bezzerkker on Aug 28, 2004 14:18:58 GMT -5
I second that motion
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Post by Hans Lemurson on Sept 2, 2004 17:15:41 GMT -5
What did you honestly think a sentence was? See! Look at them go, even as I'm typing!
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Post by bezzerkker on Sept 2, 2004 18:05:09 GMT -5
*screams like only a scott or very similar organism* My virgin eyes! They burn with the fires of a thousand frying pans and a partridge in a pear tree!
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Post by Monolith on Sept 2, 2004 19:11:07 GMT -5
My MOD gland is sending out hormones that say, "If this gets any dirtier, I'll have to start censoring." Luckily, the word 'orgasm' is not necesarily a sexual term (just usually), and there are no rules against dirty connotations.
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Post by bezzerkker on Sept 2, 2004 19:22:48 GMT -5
I knew I should have made the fact that I said O-R-G-A-N-I-S-M and not hte word you read.
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Post by Monolith on Sept 2, 2004 19:41:05 GMT -5
Close enough.
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