Post by BlueDolphin on Jun 2, 2002 2:37:31 GMT -5
What if certain events in Episode I were different? The fate of the entire galaxy would be changed forever.
I got these quotes from the humor section of www.theforce.net.
Qui Gon: "A city? Can you take us there?"
Jar Jar Binks: "On second thought, no, not really, no."
Qui Gon: "Oh, ok. Never mind, then. Goodbye"
Captain Panaka: "You can't take Her Royal Highness there! The Hutts are gangsters! If they discover her..."
Qui Gon: "Ok, ok, you're right. We'll find someplace else."
Rick Ole (Royal Starship pilot): WE ARE LOSING DROIDS FAST!..THERE GOES THE LAST ONE!
Qui-gon: “Anakin, drop!”
Anakin: Huh?
(Whack)
What if Palpatine wasn't elected chancellor -- Bail Antilles was instead?
Shimi: "Will you take him with you? Is he to become a Jedi?"
Qui Gon: "No, not really. He is to become an evil Sith lord and bring chaos and bloodshed to the galaxy."
Anakin: "Cool."
Viceroy: “Will you sign the treaty?”
Queen: “No.”
Viceroy: “OK. I guess we will just have to leave then. Terrible sorry about the trouble.”
Anakin: “I saw your laser sword only Jedis carry those.”
Qui Gon: “Maybe I killed a Jedi a took his lightsaber”
Anakin: “You killed a Jedi? You murderer!! I won't help you!!”
Amidala: “We are your humble servants.”
Boss Nass: “Weesa no like yousa. Yousa be punished. Gungans kill everyone.”
Watto: “..speaking of which...howse de gonna pay for all this?”
Qui-gon (igniting lightsaber): "Pay?"
The Nemodians on the control ship: “What? What did you say?”
TC-14 (the silver droid): “The ambassadors are ordinary men with long hair, I believe."
The Nemodians on the control ship: “Excellent! We can go see them right away without any chance of giving up the blockade!”
(On Coruscant) Maul: “Master, I wouldn't lean on that railing. “
Sidious: “Nonsense, my young apprentice. I believe it is perfectly capable of supporting my weig…”
(crack)
Sidious: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
"Gas! Don't breathe it, Obi-Wan!" "Wha? Tis makes me feels all funny likes I's can fly and..."(falls to ground)
I got these quotes from the humor section of www.theforce.net.
Qui Gon: "A city? Can you take us there?"
Jar Jar Binks: "On second thought, no, not really, no."
Qui Gon: "Oh, ok. Never mind, then. Goodbye"
Captain Panaka: "You can't take Her Royal Highness there! The Hutts are gangsters! If they discover her..."
Qui Gon: "Ok, ok, you're right. We'll find someplace else."
Rick Ole (Royal Starship pilot): WE ARE LOSING DROIDS FAST!..THERE GOES THE LAST ONE!
Qui-gon: “Anakin, drop!”
Anakin: Huh?
(Whack)
What if Palpatine wasn't elected chancellor -- Bail Antilles was instead?
Shimi: "Will you take him with you? Is he to become a Jedi?"
Qui Gon: "No, not really. He is to become an evil Sith lord and bring chaos and bloodshed to the galaxy."
Anakin: "Cool."
Viceroy: “Will you sign the treaty?”
Queen: “No.”
Viceroy: “OK. I guess we will just have to leave then. Terrible sorry about the trouble.”
Anakin: “I saw your laser sword only Jedis carry those.”
Qui Gon: “Maybe I killed a Jedi a took his lightsaber”
Anakin: “You killed a Jedi? You murderer!! I won't help you!!”
Amidala: “We are your humble servants.”
Boss Nass: “Weesa no like yousa. Yousa be punished. Gungans kill everyone.”
Watto: “..speaking of which...howse de gonna pay for all this?”
Qui-gon (igniting lightsaber): "Pay?"
The Nemodians on the control ship: “What? What did you say?”
TC-14 (the silver droid): “The ambassadors are ordinary men with long hair, I believe."
The Nemodians on the control ship: “Excellent! We can go see them right away without any chance of giving up the blockade!”
(On Coruscant) Maul: “Master, I wouldn't lean on that railing. “
Sidious: “Nonsense, my young apprentice. I believe it is perfectly capable of supporting my weig…”
(crack)
Sidious: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
"Gas! Don't breathe it, Obi-Wan!" "Wha? Tis makes me feels all funny likes I's can fly and..."(falls to ground)