Post by Blues on Jan 23, 2003 20:51:33 GMT -5
Zero: Hey, all you cats and kittens, this is Zero rockin' you on KBSH, Monstropolis' only hard rock station that hasn't been shut down for going against what the Hunters deem appropriate behavior! We'll get to Part Six of our ongoing series "Giggling Fangirls Call Me and Tell Me How Great I Am", but first, I think I got a hankerin' for some death metal from Sigma and the Assimilators! Crank it up!
(Heavy metal thrashes in the background as Sigma screams random things)
Sigma: JUZDIE! JUZDIE BEBBEEE! JUZDIEEEEEEE!
Or how about this?
Lifesaver: Hello, this is Lifesaver, your host for "Robots Need Love Too", your source for advice on love and life in general. Caller, you're on the air.
Obviously Masked Voice: Hello, Dr. Lifesaver?
Lifesaver: I'm not actually a doctor, but yes, you're on the air.
Obviously Masked Voice: Am I really on the air?
Lifesaver: Yes, caller, go ahead.
Obviously Masked Voice: Right now? I'm on the air right now?
Lifesaver: Yes.
Obviously Masked Voice: ...cool.
Lifesaver: Do you have a question or not?
Obviously Masked Voice: Oh, yes. Um, I'm a little confused about my sexuality.
Lifesaver: Go on.
Obviously Masked Voice: Well, you see, I stare and stare at pictures of exposed circuit boards for hours on end, and I don't feel any sort of reaction to them.
Lifesaver: Well, that's not entirely uncommon, caller...
Obviously Masked Voice: But the trouble is I have to hide it to fit in with my friends. Like this one time when a lady Reploid bent over and we could all see her service module...I had to hoot and holler with them so they wouldn't think I was... you know...
Lifesaver: Well, caller, you don't have to be ashamed of...hold on, we've got another call on the other line. Caller, you're on the air.
Chill Penguin: Yeah, am I on the air?
Lifesaver: *burying face in hands* Yes.
Chill Penguin: Hold on a second! Hey, quiet down with the bikini chicken fights over there for a second, I'm on the phone! Go wait in the hot tub!
Lifesaver: Caller, do you have a question or not?
Chill Penguin: Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a bunch of lust-crazed lovelies in check? Well, obviously, you don't, but...
Lifesaver: I'm going to disconnect you if you don't get to the point.
Chill Penguin: Yeah, well, I just wanted to know if that was Split Mushroom on the phone.
Obviously Masked Voice: Ye-I mean I'm sorry, you must...uh...have the wrong number.
Chill Penguin: It's you, isn't it? (sounds of snickering and laughing in the background) Hold on. (slightly muffled) Dude, I knew it. (sound back to normal) Yeah, so, how much do you like the co-
Lifesaver: We must have lost that caller's connection.
Obviously Masked Voice: ...I...I need to go listen to "Funny Girl" again. Thank you, Dr. Lifesaver.
Lifesaver: Whatever.
(Heavy metal thrashes in the background as Sigma screams random things)
Sigma: JUZDIE! JUZDIE BEBBEEE! JUZDIEEEEEEE!
Or how about this?
Lifesaver: Hello, this is Lifesaver, your host for "Robots Need Love Too", your source for advice on love and life in general. Caller, you're on the air.
Obviously Masked Voice: Hello, Dr. Lifesaver?
Lifesaver: I'm not actually a doctor, but yes, you're on the air.
Obviously Masked Voice: Am I really on the air?
Lifesaver: Yes, caller, go ahead.
Obviously Masked Voice: Right now? I'm on the air right now?
Lifesaver: Yes.
Obviously Masked Voice: ...cool.
Lifesaver: Do you have a question or not?
Obviously Masked Voice: Oh, yes. Um, I'm a little confused about my sexuality.
Lifesaver: Go on.
Obviously Masked Voice: Well, you see, I stare and stare at pictures of exposed circuit boards for hours on end, and I don't feel any sort of reaction to them.
Lifesaver: Well, that's not entirely uncommon, caller...
Obviously Masked Voice: But the trouble is I have to hide it to fit in with my friends. Like this one time when a lady Reploid bent over and we could all see her service module...I had to hoot and holler with them so they wouldn't think I was... you know...
Lifesaver: Well, caller, you don't have to be ashamed of...hold on, we've got another call on the other line. Caller, you're on the air.
Chill Penguin: Yeah, am I on the air?
Lifesaver: *burying face in hands* Yes.
Chill Penguin: Hold on a second! Hey, quiet down with the bikini chicken fights over there for a second, I'm on the phone! Go wait in the hot tub!
Lifesaver: Caller, do you have a question or not?
Chill Penguin: Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a bunch of lust-crazed lovelies in check? Well, obviously, you don't, but...
Lifesaver: I'm going to disconnect you if you don't get to the point.
Chill Penguin: Yeah, well, I just wanted to know if that was Split Mushroom on the phone.
Obviously Masked Voice: Ye-I mean I'm sorry, you must...uh...have the wrong number.
Chill Penguin: It's you, isn't it? (sounds of snickering and laughing in the background) Hold on. (slightly muffled) Dude, I knew it. (sound back to normal) Yeah, so, how much do you like the co-
Lifesaver: We must have lost that caller's connection.
Obviously Masked Voice: ...I...I need to go listen to "Funny Girl" again. Thank you, Dr. Lifesaver.
Lifesaver: Whatever.