Gurgman
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Post by Gurgman on Dec 18, 2002 13:22:43 GMT -5
Here is a Lord of the Rings spoof created by me, "person with too much spare time."
Fade in. Bingo Bacons is sitting on porch, smoking. Bingo [absentmindedly]: Smoke rings are kind of like clouds. They can have fascinating shapes. [puff] That one looks like a jelly donut! [puff] Ooh! A glazed donut! Enter Gun-dalf Gun-dalf [points laser gun at Bingo]: Quit fooling around and come help Frog-o, Spam, and I set up for the party! Bingo [confused]: What party? Gun-dalf [puts gun away and frowns]: Why, I had forgotten. You're the hobbit with the amnesia! Bingo [surprised]: Hey! Don't have a cow, man! By the way, who are you? Gun-dalf [fuming]: Gaaa!! Fade out.
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Post by Gurgman on Dec 18, 2002 14:36:08 GMT -5
Next installment:
Fade in. Gun-dalf and Frog-o Bacons in fore ground, conversing; Bingo Bacons and Spam Hamgee in background, setting up for party. Frog-o [to Gun-dalf]: How did you get Uncle Bingo to come and help? Gun-dalf [replies to Frog-o]: Let's just say that the end justifies the means. Frog-o: No, really. How did you do it? Gun-dalf [points laser gun at Frog-o]: Let's just say that the end justifies the means. Frog-o [cowering]: Oh. Ok. Whatever. Gun-dalf puts gun away; Frog-o relaxes. Fade out.
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Post by Gurgman on Dec 18, 2002 18:35:01 GMT -5
Next installment:
Fade in. Bingo and Frog-o Bacons' party. Large crowd of hobbits, including Spam, Pipsqueak, and Hairy. Bingo [trying to get attention]: Now for... um... whatsitsname... Gun-dalf [enters]: Fireworks! An explosion is heard. Gun-dalf: Ow! Bingo: Try again. Another explosion is heard Gun-dalf: Ow! Fade out.
Fade in. After meal. Bingo is standing at podium, beside Frog-o and Gun-dalf. Bingo [giving speech]: And so, my dear Bacons, Badgers, Proudfoots... Old Proudfoot [indignantly]: Proudfeet! Bingo: Proudfeets? Old Proudfoot [more indignantly]: Proudfeet! Bingo: Feetproud? Old Proudfoot gives up Bingo: Now, where was I? Gun-dalf whispers in Bingo's ear. Bingo: Anyway, goodbye! Big flash. Bingo disappears. Guests become angry and leave. Fade out.
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Post by Archagon on Dec 18, 2002 18:49:54 GMT -5
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WHAT?!
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Post by Evilduck on Dec 20, 2002 17:41:47 GMT -5
The first two were sort of funny...
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Post by dietspam16 on Jan 17, 2003 22:20:23 GMT -5
it was all weird...
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