Post by Janus on Mar 12, 2003 19:20:13 GMT -5
Heres a look at some rejected names for Crapcom's Megaman and Megaman (SE)x series.
Megaman:
Sheman: Self explanitory
Potman: Offers megaman pot
I'll-kill-myself!!!man: threatens to commit suicide if you try and fight with him
Freshman: Bottom of the food chain in High School
Suckman: offers many blow jobs
Sherman: Some guy....how the hell did he get into this list?
Idiotman: Has challenged megaman 3 times, the first time, he ran into a wall, the second time, he tried to pet rush, the third time......he and trashcompacterman teamed up.....idiotman wanted to ride inside trashcompactorman.........that was it for him...
Diaperman: Still in diapers
Crapcomman: Is obsessed with crapcom
Skiman: always wears skis, has always fallen
Poopman: fights with his patented Poop gun (R)
Vibratorman: has trouble walking due to excessive vibration, met roll once........
Salesman: Constantly offers Super Brooms to megaman
Policeman: Tried to arrest megaman
Madman: ran into one too many walls
Milkman: human cow crossbreed
Mailman: shoots razor sharp mail.....and bills
Doorman: he can open doors...........talented yes?
Deadman: corpse
Paralyzedman: trys to kill megaman with thoughts
Sickman: pukes on megaman
Tacoman: sits around eating tacos
Pregnantman: gives birth in fights with megaman
Bondman: constatnly says "Man, Bond Man"
Hitman: was paid to kill that stupid bird thingy of megaman's
Oldman: calls megaman a "whippersnapper"
very *friendly* personman: has been with roll AND alia
Babyman: crys constantly
Afroman: see Garfunkel;Alexei
German: hitler wannabe
Boozeman: drinks a tad bit too much
Pornoman: takes pictures of roll in the shower....not that reploids would NEED to shower....oh well
Footman: has a foot fetish
Sovietman: uses an AK-47, surprisingly the only one who actually managed to beat megaman
KGBman: does secritive s**t
Terretman: is always pissed
Jumpman: jumps up and down, usually gets shot
Manlyman: stands around and flexes
Goatman: worships satan
Girlyman: runs in circles screaming while wearing a tutu
Chickenman: see s**t chicken
Bannanaman: eats many bannanas
Pukeman: see sickman
Neuronman: see psych worksheat
Trashcompactorman: living trash compactor
Megaman (SE)x characters:
Dart Leech: Shoots darts and sucks reploid "blood"
Speed Tick: Jumps around the screen, impossible to comletely kill, makes head itch
Obsessive Cheetah: Has been chasing the same anteloupe since 1993.
Attack Lint: Cannot move, annoys people by getting under their armor and making it messy looking
Suck Vacuum: Trys to run you over.....
s**t Chicken: Repeatedly scratches ground, rumors dictate that it has joined an excavation effort....
Rabid Donkey: Foams at the mouth, is depressed because it cannot have children
Hump Monkey: Don't ask, the name says it all
Fat Elephant: Defeated Megaman 3 years ago by taking up the entire screen and sitting on him
Flop Fish: Flops around the screen......don't let it run into you
Screaming Flower: screams for each of its brothers and sisters plucked from the ground
Neurotic Janitor: Screams incoherently while chasing X around cleaning up bloody messes
Megaman:
Sheman: Self explanitory
Potman: Offers megaman pot
I'll-kill-myself!!!man: threatens to commit suicide if you try and fight with him
Freshman: Bottom of the food chain in High School
Suckman: offers many blow jobs
Sherman: Some guy....how the hell did he get into this list?
Idiotman: Has challenged megaman 3 times, the first time, he ran into a wall, the second time, he tried to pet rush, the third time......he and trashcompacterman teamed up.....idiotman wanted to ride inside trashcompactorman.........that was it for him...
Diaperman: Still in diapers
Crapcomman: Is obsessed with crapcom
Skiman: always wears skis, has always fallen
Poopman: fights with his patented Poop gun (R)
Vibratorman: has trouble walking due to excessive vibration, met roll once........
Salesman: Constantly offers Super Brooms to megaman
Policeman: Tried to arrest megaman
Madman: ran into one too many walls
Milkman: human cow crossbreed
Mailman: shoots razor sharp mail.....and bills
Doorman: he can open doors...........talented yes?
Deadman: corpse
Paralyzedman: trys to kill megaman with thoughts
Sickman: pukes on megaman
Tacoman: sits around eating tacos
Pregnantman: gives birth in fights with megaman
Bondman: constatnly says "Man, Bond Man"
Hitman: was paid to kill that stupid bird thingy of megaman's
Oldman: calls megaman a "whippersnapper"
very *friendly* personman: has been with roll AND alia
Babyman: crys constantly
Afroman: see Garfunkel;Alexei
German: hitler wannabe
Boozeman: drinks a tad bit too much
Pornoman: takes pictures of roll in the shower....not that reploids would NEED to shower....oh well
Footman: has a foot fetish
Sovietman: uses an AK-47, surprisingly the only one who actually managed to beat megaman
KGBman: does secritive s**t
Terretman: is always pissed
Jumpman: jumps up and down, usually gets shot
Manlyman: stands around and flexes
Goatman: worships satan
Girlyman: runs in circles screaming while wearing a tutu
Chickenman: see s**t chicken
Bannanaman: eats many bannanas
Pukeman: see sickman
Neuronman: see psych worksheat
Trashcompactorman: living trash compactor
Megaman (SE)x characters:
Dart Leech: Shoots darts and sucks reploid "blood"
Speed Tick: Jumps around the screen, impossible to comletely kill, makes head itch
Obsessive Cheetah: Has been chasing the same anteloupe since 1993.
Attack Lint: Cannot move, annoys people by getting under their armor and making it messy looking
Suck Vacuum: Trys to run you over.....
s**t Chicken: Repeatedly scratches ground, rumors dictate that it has joined an excavation effort....
Rabid Donkey: Foams at the mouth, is depressed because it cannot have children
Hump Monkey: Don't ask, the name says it all
Fat Elephant: Defeated Megaman 3 years ago by taking up the entire screen and sitting on him
Flop Fish: Flops around the screen......don't let it run into you
Screaming Flower: screams for each of its brothers and sisters plucked from the ground
Neurotic Janitor: Screams incoherently while chasing X around cleaning up bloody messes