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Post by stuffmaster on Feb 21, 2003 1:47:43 GMT -5
for your enjoyment, a fake chain letter:
Dear person who's confidetial information I bought off the internet, This chain letter was started by a man who's address and phone number was circulated into the American Porn industry, and who was bombarded with wave upon wave of dirty messages. He was eventually forced to move out of the country and change his identity. Each person you send this to will get him 5 cents closer to a lawsuit.
Instructions: 1) photocopy this copywrited letter 3 times. 3 shall be the number of times it is copied and the number of times it will be copied shall be 3 2) freely distibute these copies to 3 rondom people you know 3) wait for impeding lawsuit
The last person who failed to send on this letter suffered a plague of telemarketers, stigmata, and back pains. Side effects may be similar to those of a sugar pill and may include dry mouth, nausea, indigestion, and certain sexual side effects that this unfortunate soul would have suffered had the nurse not mixed up his routine check-up papers with those of someone getting circumcised.
P.S.: for those dumb enough not to notice the title of this thread, this is a FAKE chain letter and I will not take responsibility for anything that happens if you send this to someone.
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Post by Blues on Feb 21, 2003 1:52:27 GMT -5
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!Coll where'd'ya get it?
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Post by stuffmaster on Feb 22, 2003 0:43:24 GMT -5
I made it up
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Post by dietspam16 on Mar 23, 2003 2:55:20 GMT -5
much do i like it, don't you men castrate, not circumcised?
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