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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 15, 2003 13:42:33 GMT -5
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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Post by Archagon on Mar 15, 2003 20:19:38 GMT -5
Yeah, I read that on Jokepenguin, I think...LOL
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 15, 2003 20:23:07 GMT -5
yeah, but it was revised in my own words, this one isn't
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Post by flirtayangel on Mar 15, 2003 23:45:36 GMT -5
I've seen that joke with SOOO many different names...
~*~Me
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Post by Evilduck on Mar 16, 2003 12:13:26 GMT -5
I remember Silver posting the joke on General board and a sick discussion following it about what Sherlock and Watson were doing in the tent.
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 16, 2003 16:42:36 GMT -5
*SHHHHHH!!!!! EDDY!!!!!*
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Post by Janus on Mar 17, 2003 11:15:55 GMT -5
i remember that too, that was fun!
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 17, 2003 19:05:24 GMT -5
i dont remember it, but i believe you guys, and dont get any ideas!
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Post by BlueDolphin on Mar 17, 2003 21:09:33 GMT -5
To late for some of us here...
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 17, 2003 21:33:26 GMT -5
*ahem* janus *cough* N-O!
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Post by Blues on Mar 18, 2003 1:42:05 GMT -5
ahhh!! unpleasent images!! get out!!!
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 18, 2003 19:02:07 GMT -5
dude, you dirrty ppl! snap out of it!
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