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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 18, 2003 20:02:03 GMT -5
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Hillary asked, "Where's Bill's clock?"
"Bill's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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Post by dietspam16 on Mar 23, 2003 3:13:41 GMT -5
thats a good one, but clinton was one of the best presidents we've ever had for example, the national debt..if you bought a house every day(an expensive one, like mill or 2)every day it would take about 300 years to pay off, clinton eliminated the national debt, ps its back thanx to fu!ck head the warmongering shrubberry
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Post by Blues on Mar 23, 2003 7:21:46 GMT -5
woohoo! yah, better than Bush.
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Post by dietspam16 on Mar 24, 2003 6:14:39 GMT -5
its hard to not be, iunno, hed have to compete with nixon, but then one of nixon's croney's is on very very good terms with the bush family
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