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Post by Paveltc on Mar 29, 2003 2:39:33 GMT -5
A true story from Russia.
A guy takes his wife out to dinner at a restaurant, and gets extremely drunk. At the end of the dinner he and his wife get in a cab. The guy puts his arm around his wife and says, "Let's go to my place. My bitch ain't home tonight."
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 3:28:30 GMT -5
LOL
I think my dad told me this joke.
A couple go out to dinner. The husband sees a man coming toward them, looking drunk. He comes up to him and says, "May I take your lady out to dance?" Well, the man saw that he was drunk, and politely refused. Later, the man came to the husband again and asked, "May I take your Queen out to dance?" The husband was a bit frusterated and once again politely refused. Finally, when the evening was almost over, the man came once again to the husband and asked, "May I take your Goddess out to dance?" The man was then very frusterated, but this time, the wife stood up and said, "Can't you see that I do not wish to dance with you?!" And the drunk replied, "Shut up you bitch, nobody's asking you anything."
I'm not sure if that's exactly how it went, but it's strange, no?
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Post by Blues on Mar 29, 2003 15:26:33 GMT -5
lol!! What happend aftert Pavel's though?
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 29, 2003 16:05:57 GMT -5
she probably shot him... (don't listen to me, i'm just listening to the chicago soundtrack)
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Post by The Silence on Mar 29, 2003 16:10:18 GMT -5
if i were her, I'd push him in front of a charging rhinoceros...
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 29, 2003 16:17:10 GMT -5
i'd slap him and dump him and maybe even sue him for "disrespect and mental abuse"
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Post by Little Miss Odd on Mar 29, 2003 18:18:26 GMT -5
i agree with Geneva!! she should have shoved him in front of a charging rhinocerous!!
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 18:25:42 GMT -5
You misspelled rhinoceros.
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Post by The Silence on Mar 29, 2003 18:27:49 GMT -5
arg! spelling nazi!
get away!!!!!!
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Post by Little Miss Odd on Mar 29, 2003 18:31:23 GMT -5
did not!! in American English, i did.. but so?? if you speak three languages, you are trilingual if you speak two, you are bilingual if you speak one, you are american....
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 29, 2003 19:41:15 GMT -5
lol, who cares? typos are common
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 21:05:36 GMT -5
Long story.
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Post by Blues on Mar 29, 2003 23:20:18 GMT -5
do tell. ;D
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 30, 2003 0:35:02 GMT -5
yes, i'm not exactly in a hurry!
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Post by flirtayangel on Mar 30, 2003 0:35:33 GMT -5
ooo, long story?
~*~Me
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