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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 4:31:22 GMT -5
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 4:37:03 GMT -5
Oh, and some letters people sent to their site:
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This is not exactly Japanese Engrish, but my friends and I are always amused to go to Chinese restaurants and read the instructions on the chopstick wrappers.
"Tuk under thurnb and held firmly. Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil. Hold tirst chopstick in original position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything."
And on the other side:
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual."
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Hi, some humour-based ones I know:
1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 4:47:44 GMT -5
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 16:32:59 GMT -5
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Post by henry on Mar 29, 2003 16:57:53 GMT -5
It was supposed to read "Mmm, chicken," but they mistranslated it! LOL! FUNNY! ;D ;D
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 17:00:16 GMT -5
YOU LIAR!
It's on your homepage.
CAN'T YOU BE SERIOIUS FOR ONCE?!
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Post by henry on Mar 29, 2003 17:01:05 GMT -5
OK, OK, I made that just now...it's still funny, though.
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 17:08:55 GMT -5
I must admit, that would be pretty funny if it was an actual typo, LOL
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Post by Little Miss Odd on Mar 29, 2003 17:44:12 GMT -5
do you ppl have NOTHING better to do??
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 18:07:11 GMT -5
Whaaa? These are real!
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 29, 2003 18:12:55 GMT -5
i've read these before, and i did view your posts, dont worry
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Post by Little Miss Odd on Mar 29, 2003 18:13:52 GMT -5
i'm asking if you have nothing better to do than go point out mistakes other cultures make....
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 18:17:21 GMT -5
They're FUNNY! Geez...humorless deprived child...
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Post by ~SC~ on Mar 29, 2003 19:42:56 GMT -5
lisa, it's ok some ppl really dont have anything better to do, see?
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Post by Archagon on Mar 29, 2003 19:58:15 GMT -5
!@#!@$@!%#@%
That's it. I am banning everyone but me!
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