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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 15:29:38 GMT -5
so far in this badly thought out, but extremely fun little role playing game:
Neone, Private Eye (the only 1940's female detective)~ played by The Neon One Mystery Lady(Miss Teer, as in the French for Mystery)~ played by, yours truly, Athene the Jeff ~ played by BlueDolphin Geneva (The lovely leader of the EPOSWAS)- played by herself the jeff's kidnapper #1~ played by lev Ragefire (Villian)~ played by KK Amarie Glace~ played by Gina Ali- played by himself, current status- terminated
post and we'll add in your character and plot history
this is an attempt to parody the 1940s black and white private eye stories, in case you couldn't tell.... if we're doing badly, it's because we don't know what we're doing
our plot as far is this, pm any of the mods if you don't like your part in it, otherwise, don't
the midgetal mafia, the EPOSWAS, has been broken in to, and our leader, geneva (or if she doesn't want to/ can't play her understudy) has been kidnapped, along with a million worth of tanzanite stones. and here, we start
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Post by >>The Neon One on May 9, 2004 15:32:52 GMT -5
Italics = inner monologues (you know how in old tec movies they always have these monologues?)
I was sitting there, in my office. The one on the corner of 5th and stone in C-Lair city. This city's got more crime than a picnic's got ants. I was chewing on my favorite chocolate cigar, leaning back in my beat up dective chair when she walked in. Dressed in purple, black veil over her eyes, I could see that she was as evil as could be. She turned to me and said..
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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 15:39:56 GMT -5
you have to help u--- me
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Post by >>The Neon One on May 9, 2004 15:43:00 GMT -5
Help u-- me? What seems to be the problem? Tell me everything, evilness... I looked back at her
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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 15:45:32 GMT -5
robbery, kidnapping, possible murder, extremely important midgetal mafia leader gone, could lead to city wide mayhem the usual
i need your help
*inner monologue* she sat there, legs crossed over that desk, nonchalantly chewing that chocolate cigar she may have been the only one who could help us
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Post by >>The Neon One on May 9, 2004 15:49:05 GMT -5
I can only help you if you tell me the whole story from the beginning, evilness.
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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 15:53:06 GMT -5
the leader of the EPOSWAS resurfaced, and w-- the EPOSWAS have enemies.... lots of them they have taken on of u- them and several pounds of tanzanite stones but we don't know why
*inner monologue* oh no, i had let it slip.... this Neone would know i'm part of the EPOSWAS.....
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Post by >>The Neon One on May 9, 2004 15:56:19 GMT -5
The EPOSWAS. AHhh yes, the EPOSWAS. The well-known midget mafia was at work again. I supposed I could have ended everything right there and gone home, but I was starving. Starving for mystery. Larceny :: Dramatic music:: Kidnapping :: more dramatic music:: I knew I had to take the case
Very well... when was the last time this... Geneva was seen?
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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 15:59:08 GMT -5
i hadn't seen her but once since she came back, but from my sources, she was last seen near the vault of the EPOSWAS the shipment of tanzanite had just come in, and geneva wanted to handle it, alone, no outside help, no outside interference...
later, she, and the shipment were gone, and the vault still locked and complete
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Post by >>The Neon One on May 9, 2004 16:02:22 GMT -5
I could tell at once that we needed The Jeff. No one else in all of C-Lair city knew gems better than he did. A retired cereal tycoon, the inventor of Jeff Os (tm) now spent his time collecting gems and bashing creationist's skulls open. But there was no time now. I was going to check out the crime scene
Show me this hideout of yours and I'll give you an acessment of the case.
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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 16:06:16 GMT -5
*we walked down to where her car was*
there's one more thing.... there was this note left there, where the girl and the rocks were.... sealed in an evelope... addressed to.... ME
i handed her the note, watching as her eyes widened* wESt PieR, MidnIght, NExt tUesdaY 1 milLIon in cAsh ComE ALonE if yOu eVer WaNt TO sEe yOur prECious lEAder AgAin
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Post by >>The Neon One on May 9, 2004 16:50:28 GMT -5
I added blackmail to the ever-growing list of crimes commited in this case
So here's the car.
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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 17:11:20 GMT -5
just one thing:
i'm driving
*puts on her driving gloves*
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Post by >>The Neon One on May 9, 2004 17:13:47 GMT -5
But....
I could tell by the look on her face that arguing was futile...
Alright
I said, climbing into the passanger seat of my old, beat-up car
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Post by Little Miss Odd on May 9, 2004 17:16:59 GMT -5
*we zipped off
i could tell from Neone's face that she wasn't used to having her car driven this way
specially as a PI, she'd have to stay on the lighter side of the law, and speeding just wasnt' her thing*
we're going to the EPOSWAS HQ, don't even try to remember where you are, headed, or coming back from
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