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Post by Monolith on Oct 17, 2006 20:38:12 GMT -5
I know you all hate me or you wouldn't have nominated me. Don't think I don't see through your plot to force me into the moderator position and then force me to clean up your garbage posts. I won't have it. If you vote for me, I'll make a collection of useless boards that nobody will ever post in, I'll lock every new thread in the general board, and then I will periodically ban random members for indeterminate amounts of time. The nightmare won't end there though. I will post links to hamsters in bondage gear and other such atrocities and disguise them as productive good Samaritan forum threads. I will also neglect to correct any misspelling of mine whatsoever while I berate all the other members for any, even insignificant, error in grammar, punctuation, or spelling. I will also create several clone accounts with different numbers after their names and spam any and all threads that displease me. Finally, I will edit the main forum colors, if I have the ability, to acidic, psychedelic pinks, greens, and yellows that will cause your retinas to smolder with hellfire. And that will only be the first week.
So, vote for me if this sounds like fun. If it doesn't, then find some other poor and hapless soul to chain to this god forsaken boulder.
Hugs, kisses, and festering boils, -Nick
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Post by dietspam16 on Oct 17, 2006 22:05:11 GMT -5
Damn!! Now I don't know who to vote for anymore!!
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Post by Blues on Oct 17, 2006 22:48:02 GMT -5
I knwo!!! I love all the platforms so far!!
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Post by Arachis on Oct 18, 2006 2:07:43 GMT -5
Everyones jumping on the totalitarian bandwagon I see.
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Post by Monolith on Oct 18, 2006 15:10:34 GMT -5
Everyones jumping on the totalitarian bandwagon I see. Hm? I was thinking more along the lines of self destructive anarchy. I'm really not looking to get elected here, what I wrote is no joke.
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Post by dietspam16 on Oct 18, 2006 16:15:59 GMT -5
Thats the tempting part!! mmm Buboes...
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Post by Blues on Oct 18, 2006 17:48:18 GMT -5
I can dig the neon green and pink. I like green and pink together.
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Post by Arachis on Oct 18, 2006 17:54:42 GMT -5
yes, but its totalitarion destructive anarchy because nobody will have the power to stop you.
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Post by Monolith on Oct 19, 2006 17:27:53 GMT -5
yes, but its totalitarion destructive anarchy because nobody will have the power to stop you. Well, 'cept Pavel. He's got the bigger club.
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Post by bezzerkker on Oct 19, 2006 19:43:45 GMT -5
And he's just so darn stealthy. Ya never know where Pavel is going to show up on this forum.
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