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Post by Blues on Jun 1, 2002 22:00:38 GMT -5
Ode to a Twinkie
Oh, Twinkie with your golden hue, You have delicious goop in you. There you are! Were you waiting long, Between Sno-balls and stale Ding Dong?
My friends all think I'm kinda kinky Cause my role model is a twinkie. But they don't know what we've been through. Dear Twinkie, I can count on you.
I tell my troubles as I bite. You never tell me, "That's not right." You listen to each foolish fear, Then slowly, deliciously disappear.
I hold you close when we're alone And think the thoughts that are my own. Then turn to you, my dear sweet yummie. You clear my mind, tickle my tummie.
Your outside is a little plain, But inside you are "mellow lane." I like you better than these folks, Who look at me and then make jokes.
People should be more like you. You don't judge the things folks do. Inside is where your beauty lies. Within the plain, there's sweet surprise.
?Grandpa Tucker Copyright ©1997 by Bob Tucker www.grandpatucker.com/twinkie2.html-ssi
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Post by Blues on Jun 1, 2002 22:05:11 GMT -5
This poem has 2 meanings.......depending on what your definition of a *ahem* TWINKIE is....if *wink wink* you know what I mean*nudge nudge*
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Post by GodkarmachinOInary on Jun 2, 2002 3:14:48 GMT -5
THATS REALLY................LOOKING FOR WORD....HOLD ON
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Post by GodkarmachinOInary on Jun 2, 2002 3:15:10 GMT -5
STILL LOOKING!!!!!!
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Post by GodkarmachinOInary on Jun 2, 2002 3:16:00 GMT -5
NASTY SICK DISCUSTING GROSS DID I SAY DISCUSTING!!!??
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Post by Paveltc on Jun 2, 2002 4:18:30 GMT -5
Your spamming again, those posts will be deleted.
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Post by GodkarmachinOInary on Jun 2, 2002 4:21:51 GMT -5
THEYRE NOT SPAM!!! I WAS THINKING ALOUD!!
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Post by PetMeKitty on Jun 2, 2002 5:13:23 GMT -5
Why is that disgusting? You and I always have fabulous tweenky time together. *wink..wink*
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Post by GodkarmachinOInary on Jun 2, 2002 6:17:31 GMT -5
OH YES!!! HOW COULD I FORGET???!!!!
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Post by dietspam16 on Jun 6, 2002 0:47:21 GMT -5
lolx4 to godkars intellect lolx5 to that song but snowballs are better!
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Post by flirtayangel on Feb 21, 2003 14:23:14 GMT -5
hmmm...inntteeerrrressttinnnn...maybe this thread should be moved to the...ummm, poetry section? And blues...keep your thoughts PG!!
~*~Me
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